Funny situations in working with children happen all the time. Once at the reception, the five-year-old kid did not react too much to his mother's remarks. I quickly said that I would have to take him to my place. After the examination, the mother is about to leave, and the baby continues to sit calmly on the couch. When asked by his mother to get up, he calmly replied that he was going to live with me, because I invited him and I have three daughters. For a long time, the mother asked her son to return and live at home. Recently, I asked (not for the first time) a teenager to take an analysis. I utter the phrase: "Alyosha, you are a nosebleed, you must pass this test." Alyosha's eyes become round. And he quietly asks: "How should I get a nosebleed?"